I will send my messenger, who will prepare the way before me. Then
suddenly the Lord you are seeking will come to his temple; the
messenger of the covenant, whom you desire, will come," says the LORD
Almighty." (Malachi 3:1)
Here you will find our selection of products. There are three
levels of messages that you can send, as well as four types of
personalizable cards and various merchandise to choose from. Please
include the recipient's name and address along with your message. If
you have any questions, or would like a custom or bulk order, feel free
to email us!
Class I Message
This is our standard message to those left behind. Your written note
will be sent via our carriers to the recipient of your choice. There is
a 1,500 character maximum for all Class I letters. Expect two to six
weeks for delivery after the Rapture.
Class II Message - $9.99
Printed on resume quality paper, the Class II is for those who want a
typed message to speak for them after their holy departure. Delivery
time is two to six weeks after the Rapture. 1,500 character maximum.
Available in white, eggshell, goldenrod, and sky blue.
Class III Message - $799.99
Our flagship model. Your message of up to 3,000 characters is
hand-scribed on medieval style parchment sheets, and then rolled and
wrapped with a fine Italian ribbon. The Class III message is delivered
immediately after the Rapture, so expect delivery in as little as one
day, depending on the transportation options available to those
rejected from the Kingdom of God.
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